The following song is too vulgar. I have made some amendments to it. The song was inspired by the James Gomez form-filling saga. Wong Kan Seng didn't cut him any slack. The media picked up on it and it became more than newsworthy.
The song also feature rather heterosexist insults. It is difficult to claim I was sensitive then, but I would like to say now that I have always been sensitive and aware of what it takes to be politically correct. If insensitivity is observed to be taking place, it would have been an informed one, rather than an ignorant and arrogant one.
Disclaimer: The songs were cruder and had some obscene language and slangs. They are not out to offend. By publishing them, I have no intention to offend. By the way, the references to sodomy are metaphorical, not literal. Today, I shall provide an example of a parody song which some people might find offensive.
In the tune of Hey Jude by The Beatles, written in May 2006:
Hey James, don't make it bad.
Take a form now, fill it up later.
Remember to fill it, then depart.
Then you will not be on the paper.
Hey James, don't be afraid.
You were called to Cantonment Station.
The minute you f### it up again,
They will begin their prosecution.
And anytime you feel the pain.
Hey james, it's Seng. (Wong Kan Seng, and a very crude sodomy reference/metaphor)
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who likes to sue.
You'll never win as they get colder.
Hey James, don't let us down.
They can't fault you for a small error.
Remember to fill up all your forms
They won't #$$-f### you and make you poorer.
They'll let you out, then take you in,
Hey james, pleading
Won't save you from getting sued by someone.
And don't you know that person
Is from a party, that wields a power that can squash you.
Hey james, don't be so bad (next time).
Cos the next time, they'll eye your family.
Remember not to be a thorn in their side.
If not they'll #### your ### harder harder... ... harder YEAH!!!
Na... na na NA NA NA NA!!! NA NA NA NA!!! hey james... (repeat end-chorus until gomez quits politics or leaves the country)